#234876 - an original limerick by wilburjorgeafraidya there was once a broke lady writer from pawtucket her chair was repo'd so she had to sit on a bucket she licked the pen's tip but did not suck it she wrote a book about racoon cap wearing davy crockett the fancy critics all said we must knock it but then the book sales took off like a rocket and then every bookstore manager said we must stock it the lady writer took the profits and bought a gold locket the end dedicated to anyonewho writes or reads anything here and because i need to add more characters to reach the magic number of five hundred letters the screen say for me to publish above limerick.